HOW MANY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES DID YOU HAVE TODAY?
I’VE HAD NONE
I’M OUT OF CHEDDAR AND I’M VERY SAD
YOU CAN’T EVEN GET GOOD CHEDDAR WHERE I LIVE
I WOULD HAVE TO GO ACROSS THE BORDER INTO ANOTHER COUNTRY TO GET GOOD CHEDDAR
THE ONLY CHEDDAR I HAVE ARE THOSE LAMINATED ONES THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO PUT ON BURGERS
PLEASE SEND ME CHEDDAR
If you’re saying, “That grilled cheese was majestic as fuck.” There’s a 100% chance that you’re using the word majestic too much.